i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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