i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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