it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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