Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Drunk is not a location!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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