Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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