I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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