After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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