I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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