belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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