That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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