he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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