i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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