Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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