worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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