I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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