Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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