I didn't shave. On purpose
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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