The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I had to cum in my sink.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Two words: nipple clamps
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