better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
