On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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