Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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