dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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