Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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