Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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