Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Randomize
