physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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