We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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