Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
