Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
ugly people sure do ruin things
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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