I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
