Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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