Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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