LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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