i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
That accounts for only three of the penises
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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