i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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