You can't motorboat a personality
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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