Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
should my penis look like a turkey
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
