U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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