so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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