can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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