it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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