He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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