I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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