How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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