Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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