Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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