Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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