Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
