I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
