yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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