Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
