accomplished twins. life is a go
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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