i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
ugly people sure do ruin things
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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